Faking it
So, I don’t know how to say this, but… I’ve sorta been feeling like I should be a woman.
You know, I really just can’t deal with the male genitalia, football games, and Puddle of Mudd head-thrashing tunes anymore. I’m more interested in finding a job at a flower shop, burning mix-CDs featuring Cindy Lauper and Boy George, and using lots of tanning oil at the beach.
However, no doctor will grant me my wish; I’ve been shot down by every doctor in the area. None will give me a letter or recommendation for a sex-change operation.
Until eTransgender’s “Sex Change Doctor’s Referral Letter Generator” came along and saved the day!
With the clever online form (and really, you should take a look at it), I can fake a medical letter from a fake doctor’s office! Perfect for all your sex-change and/or criminal needs.
My surgery is scheduled for December 9th, 2007. Lilly Pulitzer, here I come!
NOTE: This is a joke. No sex change for me
(link to fake form via Your Daily Awesome)
